Vampire bug redux

Grumpy got brave last night and slept on the new bed and new expensive sheets in the bug-den bedroom. Early AM he awoke feeling something fall off his neck. He saw and killed about a dozen bed bugs, small to large sizes. Glad I didn't refill the chests-of-drawers with clothing yet. Bug people coming back this afternoon to perform a higher intensity treatment of the bedroom. If I had gone to sleep in that bed and wakened to that scenario, I'd probably have hunkered in a corner shivering and weeping and Grumpy would have had to call the psycho ward for pickup. As it is, I am quivering a bit. And just when I was starting to feel normal again.